2 rants in one!!!!!!!

I used to be a huge fan of Warrior Cats roleplay on Animal Jam; I used to log onto animal jam daily just to role play as a cat from a book series. But it has been 4evah changed!!!!!!!!!

Now, the modern roleplay standards are:

1. Be a goth red and black wolf (even though usually you are rping as a cat lol)
2. wear nothing but a spieky color garbaje and and elf cuffs and sometimes a flower crown

3. use "advanced vocabulary" which usually consists of made-up words or incorrectly used words
and dont forget the "advanced anatomy" too!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here is a very well-presented example I found in the aldan sarepia forest.

how do these two go together ??

So they are a tiny, tufty, tropical tree, caring, scary ..... thing ? ok

so my point is
this is a rant btw view at chore own risk :)

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU CATS ARENT GOTHY AND RED AND BLACK NEITHER ARE WOLVES AND HOW COULD A WILD CAT/WOLF/DOG EVEN ACCESS A SPIKED COLLAR?! NOT TO MENTION THAT IS GOTH TOO! AND SERIOUSLY, WHY IS ROLE PLAY NOWADAYS DESCRIBING YOUR GOTHIC GR0SS CHARACTER INCORRECTLY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!!!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!???????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\\

ok im done now

ANYWAY oops caps modern animal roleplay on animal jam is stupid and pointless, don't even bother if you are reasonable and have a brain..  

okay on to the next rant ;)

animal jam people lying about their age

Okay this rant will make more sense than that other one lol

Usually, on Animal Jam, you can tell if someone is lying about their age. So say one day you are having a heating argument on how spiked collars are not beta items, and they all of the sudden the person your are arguing with (let's just call them Jammerfhj) says, "oh im 16 so im probly rite"

um ROOD!!!!!  honestly, if they speak like that and are 16 years old, they should spend more time redoing 1st grade instead of arguing on Animal Jam. but anyway........................................................................??????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so here is a casual conversatuon!!!!!!

starring rainbowcat21 (aka new jammer) and Jammer4597q8!!1!!11!1!!!1!!!!1!takes screenshots of random people

rainbowcat21: Oh do you want to know something cool about me????

Jammer57ru: sure what squad !!!!!!!!!!!

rainbowcat21: Did you know my birthday is tomorrow!!!???

Jammer57ru: Oh cool how old will you be squad!!!!

rainbowcat21: I'll be 10!!!! im double digits man1!!!!!!

Jammer5yreu: oh cool im 15 btw

rainbowcat21: o

okay idk how to do rants so that was an unofficial thingz k bye

when you run into your old buddy that now hates you

ik they are a gr0ss aldan wall goth rp thing

kbye